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Dad awarded $5 million in lawsuit against hospital, claiming flu shot turned his son gay

42-year-old Army Veteran, Curtis McPullout sued an East Atlanta Medical unit after his 3-year-old started behaving 'gay' after flu shots from the hospital.

The Army veteran said he would rather have his son have flu than be twerking in the mirror.
He added:

"You could find him laughing, playing outside and beating off to The Jet Beauty Of The Week. Then the boy gets the shot becomes a cowboys fan and starts taking duck lip selfies"
McPullout sued the East Atlanta Medical Unit for $5 million and won hence, he'll be taking his son to Brazil for a three-month rehabilitation program geared to get gay men straight. 

MAN GETS SUPERPOWERS AFTER ABSTAINING FROM MASTURBATION FOR 700 DAYS

MAN GETS SUPERPOWERS AFTER ABSTAINING FROM MASTURBATION FOR 700 DAYS  

Brohit, a redditor told his story; low self-esteem, lack of confidence, inability to find love from ladies and many more but with just one adjustment - giving up masturbation, self-pleasure for a while he gained them all back and even more only this time it took 700 days!!!

"We are all born with an empty void inside of ourselves. All our life we try to fill this void with something or the other." - Brohit said.

He added:
"It can be anything - religion, spirituality, women, academics, work, porn, tinder, sex, mobile phone, TV, movies, and so on."

"How we fill this void makes us who we are but, this makes me wonder how can all these man-made, artificial things compose our personalities?"

Brohit gave insight into his superpowers after abstaining from masturbation for 700 days.

"My mind did feel a lot clear and I was at peace more often."
"Yes I was able to feel all those things you call 'superpowers' too - sudden increase in confidence, laser sharp focus, more attention from women, easier to find sex, energy boosts, and many more."
He added:
"I don't like to refer to them as 'superpowers' - how do we know these superpowers aren't just normal human tendencies?"
Brohit is however nurturing another addiction: "I check my phone every few minutes to see if that cute girl I texted has replied to my texts/snaps."

"I go on Tinder so frequently to see if I can find my one true soul mate (or maybe just get laid soon).

"Having meaningless sex with a new girl every time. How's any of this different from masturbating?

"And if none of these things go according to how I want them to, my self-esteem and general level of happiness takes a serious blow."

"With great power comes great responsibility."

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12-YEAR-OLD GIRL IMPREGNATED BY HUSBAND,40 WHO CLAIMED SHE WAS 20 [GRAPHIC VIDEO]


Police were called upon a 40-year-old man (husband) and his mother in Jiangsu Province, East China when they showed up at the Xuzhou City Central Hospital with a pregnant 12-year-old for routine test to check the health of her fetus.

The man and his mother told already spooked medics the pregnant schoolgirl was 20 years of age, but they alerted the local authorities anyways because the lil' girl doesn't appear 20 physically.
I can't begin to imagine the pain that little girl is going through f*ck! I can't even imagine the pain grown women go through during pregnancy because I'm a guy but it looks painful.



Attempts by the doctors to interact with the girl so she could either corroborate what the man and his mother said proved abortive as she doesn't speak any Mandarin - hence, she's believed be a foreign national from Southeast Asia but her exact origin is still unclear. 

One of the staff at the Xuzhou City Central Hospital said: 
"It's obvious she is just a child, and certainly not anywhere near 20 years old."
Angered by questions from the hospital staffs, the 40-year-old husband was quoted as saying:
"I took her here to be examined - just do your job. Stop asking so many questions." 
Investigators are now made believe she was either abducted or bought as a foreign bride because the Chinese have history of purchasing Vietnamese brides from across the country's southern border.

See the graphic video below

WOMAN GETS SEX TOY STUCK DURING ANAL SEX WITH HER PARTNER


24-year-old Mother of one, Emma Phillips lost her sex toy during anal sex with her 29-year-old partner Lee Miller only for her to feel the vibration of the 7-inch sex toy in her pelvic region.

Emma shared the story of her "embarrassing trip to the hospital" and has warned others against the misadventure that caused it.

She took it all, she didn't even know it! lol

See after the cut for a video on 'GUIDE TO SAFE SEX TOYS' - To whom it may concern!


Apparently, they had to call the ambulance for professional medical intervention as all effort by the pairs to extract the ISO (Identified Stimulating Object) failed.

Emma said: "After an hour of trying - we knew we were going to have to go to hospiatl. We were both a bit shocked."

Apparently, Emma shared her story to encourage people to put all embarrassments aside and get medical help.



She added: "We'd both been drinking the night before so we couldn't drive. I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7 a:m.

"The call handler said 'tell me exactly what the problem is' so I had to tell him."

And of-course her partner thinks the whole was funny.

See the safe guide video below

USA: EVACUATION BEGINS AS HURRICANE MATTHEW EDGES CLOSE TO THE STATES WHILE SOME ARE THROWING #HURRICANEPARTY

Aftermath of Hurricane Matthew in Haiti
With over 339 deaths in Haiti, Jamaica, Dominican Republic and the Bahamas, the United States of America is bracing for what is believed to be the biggest storm in over a century and the first Atlantic hurricane since 2007 hence residents of Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina have evacuated these regions for safety.


President Barack Obama has reportedly signed a state of emergency for Georgia, Florida and South Carolina mobilizing thousands of National Guard troops.


From a recent update, the speed of the wind is put between 20mph and 120 mph depending on the area. 




At least 339 people have already been killed as Matthew swept through Haiti, Jamaica, the Dominican Republic and the Bahamas.

Some people have refused to leave evacuate their premises instead throwing parties and flooding twitter with hashtags - #HurricaneParty #HurricaneMatthew.

A lady can be heard in one of the videos saying "Hurricane Matthew can suck my a*s" before gulping some drinks.



Rapper, Vanilla Ice in a series of tweets stated his intentions to stay put in his home on Palm Beach, Florida instead, wants to "ride it out"
He wrote: 
"This hurricane is going to be serious, and it's coming right at me. I am going to ride it out."

"Right now things are pretty calm, but you know what that means, the calm before the storm. The entire Florida Georgia and Carolina Coast.

"Riders on the storm. I am right on the ocean in Palm Beach looking at evil darkness sky coming with the hurricane"

Donald Trump, US Republican Presidential candidate has offered his thoughts and prayers and also while speaking to supporters in Sandown, New Hampshire, he said:
"It looks like it's going to be a big one, and it's going to be a bad one, it looks like. Hopefully it takes that 'right turn', but it looks like it's going in the opposite direction - not good."







UFO CAPTURED HOVERING OVER BLOCK OF FLATS IN MOSCOW, RUSSIA [VIDEO]


A huge and very bright ball-shaped light was seen hovering over a block of flats in Moscow, Russia.
The unidentified ball-shaped light believed to be a UFO (Unidentified Flying Object) was captured on a cell phone footage where it can be seen moving up and down.
See the footage after the cut




No officials of the Russian Federation has commented on the matter yet while some claims it's not the first time the unidentified object had been sighted.

"You can see this UFO quite often in Moscow, I've seen it two times this year. They are even more frequent in other cities" - Vasya Mirny, a social media user said

Conspiracy theorists are yet to get on this as they are as always expected to have to say on the matter...

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ZORYA CEO CALLS MANCHESTER A DIRTY AND DRUNK CITY AMID HOMOPHOBIC RANT.

Sergei Rafailov, Zorya CEO, wasn't impressed with Manchester when he visited with his team, calling the English city dirty and also spoke about seeing guys kissing each other.
Zorya Luhansk from Ukrainian league faced Manchester United in Europa Cup which they lost one goal to nil.
"When we were in England, we were only in Manchester and I did not like the city."
"It was very dirty, near the hotel which was incidentally in the city centre, there were homeless people sleeping on the pavement at night."
"I went out for a walk in the evening and went a little further from the centre, it was even worse there. Masses of drunk people. It was bizarre for me to see men walking down the street and kissing. I did not like it."
"I would suggest we think about European integration 20 times [before we accept it]. I would not like my grandchildren to go outside and see men kissing and homeless people sleeping in the centre of the city."

Zorya have only managed one point from two fixtures in the Europa League which leaves them sitting at the bottom of Group A.

They'll face Feyenoord in their next Europa Cup fixture.

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FIRST PRESIDENT OF INDEPENDENT SLOVAKIA, MICHAL KOVAC DIES AT 86


Slovakian President, President Andrej Kiska confirms the death of Michal Kovac, the first President of Independent Slovakia after it separated from Czechoslovakia in 1993 
Kovac who had been suffering from Parkinson's disease died on Wednesday at age 86.


President Andrej Kiska said:
"Kovac's presidency was a time when a ruthless and brutal fight was being fought for the character and future of Slovakia."
"He helped keep Slovakia on the path that eventually led to the European family of free nations and states." 

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7 YEAR-OLD GIRL FINDS HER PARENTS DEAD FROM 'HEROIN OVERDOSE'


Christopher Dilly, 26, and Jessica Lally, 25, were found dead after their seven-year-old daughter called her school saying she couldn't wake her parents up.
The couples are believed to have been dead for days from suspected heroin overdose after detectives found evidence of drug use inside the family's squalid apartment.
Autopsies have been scheduled to determine the exact cause of death.


It's reported earlier this year, a lady, Courtney Lally who claims to be Jessica's sister shared some photos supposedly taken inside the deceased couple's previous apartment.
She (Courtney) wrote on Facebook at the time:
"This is how Jessica Leigh Lally lives with her children and Christopher Dilly flood Facebook with this till it gets to them. I want people to see what dirty bad parents they truly are."
"It's so sad they do not care about their children never have never will. They beat their kids and make em stand in the corner all day, the children are so damaged its not funny."  
 

Credit: Mirror 

LADY HAS ID CARD SURGICALLY REMOVED AFTER SHOVING IT UP HER C**CHIE

Taccara Nauden, 28, reportedly rammed her identity card into her private area it took surgical intervention to get the id card out.
She hid the card up herself during a traffic stop because she was riding in a vehicle believed to be involved in a hit-and-run.
The 28-year-old had an active warrant out of the Broward Sheriff's Office for operating a vehicle without a valid driver's license. 

She was arrested and taken to the BSO Main Jail for processing where she told medical staff her Nebraska ID card is up her lady part.

She also pulled her pants and took a pee in public hence she's additionally charged with indecent public exposure...


Credit: Mirror