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Football: EFL Cup Manchester United 4-1 West Ham United.

Manchester United comfortably cruise past West Ham United in English Football League/League cup/Carling Cup.
The match ended 4-1 in favor of Manchester United at Old Trafford. It was indeed an awesome night for United fans as the Red Devils showed class in their game tonight against West Ham United whom they in an English Premier League outing at Old Trafford on Sunday.
In the abscence of Paul Pogba, Henrik Mkhitaryan featured and brought so much flexibility to the United side.

American police use water spray, rubber bullets and other weapons on protesters causing some protesters with severe injury

American law enforcement is reportedly in a stand off with nonconformists at Standing Rock in North Dakota. The nonconformists are against the decision by the American government to build an oil pipeline called the Dakota Access Pipeline through their land which will cause environmental degradation and displacement of the locals larger part of whom are Native Americans. 

Police have acknowledged utilizing sponge rounds, bean bag rounds, stinger rounds, teargas explosives, pepper spray, Mace, Tasers and a sound weapon. 

Football: Atletico Madrid's manager Diego Simeone's son Giovanni puts Genoa past Juventus

Genoa striker, Giovanni Simeone, 21, found the back of the net twice at first half to hand Genoa a comfortable two-goal lead over reigning Serie A Champions, Juventus.

The match ended 3-1 in favor of Genoa.

Football: Jose Mourinho sent to the stands after a Paul Pogba's simulation

Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho was sent to the stands for kicking a water bottle on the touchline in reaction to Paul Pogba's booking.

Football: Manchester United FC's Jose Mourinho expresses fear over Phil Jones⚽

Manchester United FC manager and the 'special one' Jose Mourinho has recently expressed his fear after England/Manchester United defender Phil Jones who didn't play much last season (2015/16) picked a knee injury at the beginning of this season.🔜

Football: Manchester United FC in a big-money bid for Dimitri Payet

English Premier League side, Manchester United FC is allegedly planning a big-money💷 move for West Ham's midfielder, Dimitri Payet.
The 29-year-old French man has found himself and the entire Hammers struggling to keep up to their good performance last season.🔜

Marijuana: Denver, Colorador turns out to be first city in America to permit weed/cannabis use in bars and eateries

Weed-cherishing (Marijuana/Cannabis) residents in Denver, Colorado USA, have formally voted in favor of a 'first in the historical backdrop of the United States of America's law that permits people to smoke weed (Marijuana/Cannabis) in bars and restaurants yet they should above all else get the approval of the people around.
"Like announcing: Hey, I wanna blow a joint may/can I?" - Joke

As per a report by NBC News, the law takes effect immediately but businesses like bar spots and restaurants would need to show they have neighborhood endorsement before they can get weed permit. 

U.S Presidency: Donald Trump's cabinet of bitter rivals

DSCUS- Donald Trump's turbulent move as of now proposes that the intuitive without-any-preparation authority style that fueled his campaign is a model of the off-the-cuff approach he will embrace from inside the Oval Office in the white house(office of the president of the United States of America). 😐😐👉👉

Violence: Violence intensifies in Rakhine State in Myanmar(formerly known as Burma)

Concerns are mounting about the circumstance in Rakhine State, Myanmar(formerly known as Burma) as the security circumstance there keeps on falling apart. 

No less than 17 individuals from Myanmar's security forces and almost 70 aggressors lost their lives in the most recent uptick of brutality in the state, home to the nation's Rohingya Muslims, as reported by state media.🙏🙏👉👉