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YIKES! Man bitten on penis by 10-foot python while using squat toilet


38-year-old Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 3-meter (10-foot) python that slithered through the plumbing of his Chachoengsao provine, east of Bangkok home and latched its jaws onto his genitals while he was using a squat toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay is pictured smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed but photos of his blood-splattered bathroom were testimony to his ordeals.


He told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbour. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.

Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild.

According to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath, doctors said Attaporn, bloodied but unbowed, will recover.
"He has a really good attitude... even though his own wife and children were in shock. He's been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed," hospital director Dr. Chutima Pincharoen said.
More photos...


source: lindaikejisblog

U.S.A: South Carolina Governor signs legislation that bans abortion after 19 weeks


South Carolina has become the latest state in the United States to ban abortion. Republican Gov. Nikki Haley signed the legislation yesterday and the law outlaws all abortions at 20 weeks beyond fertilization unless the mother's life is in jeopardy or a doctor determines the fetus can't survive outside the womb.

Like most similar laws, it contains no exceptions for rape or incest. According to the Bill sponser, Republican Wendy Nanney, she is hopeful the law is a step to eventually get rid of abortion altogether.

Doctors now face up to $10,000 in fines and three years in prison if they are found carrying out an abortion illegally.

source: lindaikejisblog

ANIMAL ATTACK: U.S.A: Florida woman is left with $203,000 bill after rattlesnake bite


For 56-year-old Cindy Vise, it was just another bright, Sunday morning but something else lay in store as she opened her door. Unknown to her, pigmy rattlesnake was nestled on her comfy doormat and she stepped right on it with predictable consequences.

She was rushed to hospital where she received several doses of antivenin at $20,000 each and doctors kept her overnight for additional tests and observations.



Her daughter Silva said doctors had to make sure 'she wasn't getting blood clots from reaction to the venom'. After the immediate business of saving a life was taken care of, there was a hefty $203, 000 medical bill to see to.

But the family did find a charity that will 'pay up to $36,000' Silva said. 
However, that still leaves Vise, who didn't lose her leg and should make a full recovery, stuck with $167,000 left to pay for medical costs. 

Silva said that her and her children are taking extra precautions when they walk outside now. Vise and her daughter have set up a GoFundMe account with hopes of getting the cost down.

source: lindaikejisblog

FOOTBALL: Man U to pay Chelsea millions of pounds for 'Special one' and 'Jose Mourinho' image rights


Manchester United have agreed to pay Chelsea millions of Pounds in order to have image rights to Mourinho's name. Chelsea bought the rights to Jose Mourinho’s name and image in 2005 and continue to sell Jose Mourinho products like mugs, cups, scarfs etc on their website, still earning considerable money from the 11 year old deal.



Jose Mourinho's move to United was supposed to have been completed on Wednesday but the club couldn't come up with an agreement with the Portuguese after it emerged Mourinho's previous advisors sold his 'special one' and 'Jose Mourinho' image rights to Chelsea and if Man U eventually signs up Mourinho they won't be able to use his image for promotion, adverts or any other commercial venture.
 
Manchester United chief executive Ed Woodward wants the rights to Jose Mourinho’s image and that is what has been holding up the deal over the past 48 hours.

Sports lawyer Carol Couse told BBC Sport it was "really unusual" for an individual not to own the trademark to their own name.

"If United had a brand of Mourinho clothing, it would be in breach of the trademark Chelsea currently own," said Couse, of law firm Mills & Reeve.

The former Chelsea manager will become one of the best paid managers in the world when he eventually signs a 3 year deal worth £45m.
It is expected the deal will be completed on Friday.

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FOOTBALL: 'Man U lacks identity & it hurts me, I hope they can be special again under Jose Mourinho'- Cristiano Ronaldo


Real Madrid footballer Cristiano Ronaldo has backed Man U's imminent appointment of Jose Mourinho as manager, saying it hurts him to see a club he has so much love for, fall so drastically since Sir Alex Ferguson retired.

Ronaldo, who won his first Ballon D'or title at Manchester United where he played for six years, says the club in the last 3 years has lost it's identity and hopes Mourinho can bring them back to glorious days.

Speaking to Spanish programme 'Jugones', with quotes published by The Sun, he said: 'He's already signed hasn't he? I think it's good. If it's something United wanted, I think it's good.
'I hope Manchester United get back to being what they were because it's an impressive club but in the last years they lacked an identity a bit.And it hurts me seeing United like that because it's a club I carry in my heart. I wish Mourinho can restore them back to the top.'
Cristiano Ronaldo had a frosty relationship with Jose Mourinho towards the end of Mourinho's Real Madrid career and was angered by his countryman's decision to drop Pepe and Iker Casillas from the starting 11, but now says all that is in the past, saying his greatest quality is not holding grudges against anyone.
'Without any problems I would embrace him. One of my greatest qualities is to not hold grudges at anyone regardless of the damage they may have done to me,' he added.
'I'm not saying he did, I'm saying in general. There were some problems like in life, like you have problems with your wife.'
The three-time Ballon d'Or winner also shot down rumours that he could leave Real Madrid in the near future and committed his long-term future to the Spanish club. 
'Right now, yes, I am happy and I want to stay at this club. I don't see any other club that is better than Real Madrid. If you weigh things up, there is no better club. So all other clubs can forget about me because Real Madrid is the best.'

source: lindaikejisblog 

UK and Australia deport 40 Nigerians accused of committing immigration offences


The United Kingdom and Australia jointly deported 40 Nigerians (33 males and 7 females) accused of committing immigration and other unspecified offences. The deportees arrived at the hajj camp area of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) at7:25a.m yesterday, with chartered aircraft and an Air Seychelles flight. The Nigerian Immigration Service confirmed the deportation. 
Along with other various agencies such as the Police, National Agency for Protection and Trafficking in Persons (NAPTIP) and other relevant stakeholders, the NIS checked their identities to ascertain their nationalities.

It is reported that some of the deportees were reluctant to undergo the collection of their fingerprints for data purpose. They refused to answer questions or talk to anybody and were ready to abscond unnoticed. Nevertheless, the NIS officers continued with the documentation of those ready and they were later allowed to leave the airport.

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BARCELONA: Naked protesters package themselves as 'blood-soaked meat' to demand for protection of animal rights


This bizarre demonstration took place at the Sant Jaume plaza in Barcelona, Spain. Some naked animal rights protesters from a group named 'AnimaNaturalis', drew serious attention by packaging themselves as 'bloody human meat'. 
They took off their clothes, daubed themselves in fake blood, stepped into polysterene trays and were wrapped in clingfilm.

The 20 activists were making a dramatic plea to people to adopt a meat-free diet, free from animal exploitation and any suffering. The protest was aimed at raising public awareness and to remind Barcelona's city council that their pledge should mean actions and not just words.

AnimaNaturalis say 60 billion animals are used every year to supply the diet of humans 'thus making the lives of living beings into mere objects of production to feed the human population.' Animals to them should be protected and nor killed for consumption.


source: lindaikejisblog

FOOTBALL: MAN UTD HANDING KEYS OF THE KINGDOM TO MOURINHO AND MENDES


Jose Mourinho desperately wanted to replace Sir Alex Ferguson when he retired in 2013 and thought he was getting the job. Three years later, he is about to be given control while Manchester United are in disarray.

Executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward has built up an undeniable partnership with Mendes that will endure for however long Mourinho stays. The club needs a strategy and is placing its future in the hands of the Portuguese power couple.

Mendes has been deeply embedded at Manchester United for a long time. He was the man who brought Cristiano Ronaldo to Old Trafford in 2003 - his most important transfer - and was also involved in the deals which saw Anderson, Nani, David de Gea, Falcao, Angel Di Maria and Victor Valdes arrive at the club.
The playing staff will be overhauled and we should expect players with ties to Mendes to pitch up at Old Trafford.


United fans would argue that if more players theMendes has been deeply embedded at Manchester United for a long time. He was the man who brought Cristiano Ronaldo to Old Trafford in 2003 - his most important transfer - and was also involved in the deals which saw Anderson, Nani, David de Gea, Falcao, Angel Di Maria and Victor Valdes arrive at the club.
The playing staff will be overhauled and we should expect players with ties to Mendes to pitch up at Old Trafford. quality of Anthony Martial arrive, then there will be no problem.

 There have, of course, been difficulties for some of those Mendes clients under previous management but it is unlikely that under Mourinho the likes of De Gea or Di Maria would have been treated as they were under Louis van Gaal.
Overall, Mendes is more interested in the best for his players and not necessarily the club at which they play. Despite Ronaldo's success in Manchester, he had no qualms about moving him on to Madrid.

 The city has been good to De Gea but Mendes was ready to whip him away to the Santiago Bernabeu last summer.
United may have done Mendes a favour in the Bebe deal - where he cashed in for about €3.5 million of a €9m fee - but when push comes to shove, Mendes is in the business of moving players in... and out.
That will not stop him or Mourinho building their own extensive power base at the club for the duration of the manager's tenure.
In the book The Special One by Diego Torres, it was revealed that Mendes practically kept an office at Real Madrid's Valdebebas training ground, moving freely around the gym and canteen, unencumbered by the restrictions Mourinho placed even on the players' families.
He sat in Mourinho's chair and conducted business meetings in his office. Some of the players referred to him as "the boss".
Mourinho took on the might of Real Madrid, even if he ultimately lost. His grand ambition was to be the king of the Bernabeu. He aimed for total control; not only as first-team coach but contract facilitator, the man responsible for signing players, the man responsible for who in the press wrote what about his team.


 If anyone doubted the ability of Mourinho - and his agent - to get out in front of a story then witness the pace at which news of Van Gaal's sacking followed the FA Cup win on Saturday.
Madrid became too institutionally hostile for him to continue and so Mourinho had to leave. There were deep divisions between the 'Spanish' and 'Portuguese' players during Mourinho's time there.
There was a perception - most keenly expressed by Iker Casillas - that the mostly Portuguese-speaking Mendes stable was given favourable treatment by the manager when it came to first-team minutes, contract renewals and portrayals through the media.
Not only that, but they heard first-hand from Mendes exactly what the manager had in store. They were close to decision-making processes. It was in a player's interests to align himself with Mendes or face the consequences.
At the time that Jorge Valdano left his role as sporting director in the summer of 2011 it appeared the coast was clear for Mourinho to rule for decades at Spain's most famous club.
He would have done so alongside his agent, friend and confidant, Mendes. He is arguably the most powerful man in football now, controlling the destiny of not only Mourinho but also players such as Ronaldo, Di Maria and James Rodriguez.
Scarcely a big deal goes by without Mendes having something to do with it and at one stage Mourinho's Real Madrid team featured not only Ronaldo and Di Maria but Pepe, Ricardo Carvalho and Fabio Coentrao. It would have been more, too, had Mourinho got his way and Hugo Almeida arrived from Werder Bremen.
Ferguson did not want Mourinho in charge when he left and that sentiment broadly holds. However, Ferguson, former chief executive David Gill and the United board are less involved in the decision making at Old Trafford these days. It could be the start of a new dynasty not only for Mourinho but also for Mendes.
Manchester United are not only hiring a manager; they may very well be handing over the keys to the kingdom to the Special One and his agent.

source: goal.com

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard split after one year of marriage


With how valueless marriage has become, the smartest thing to do before tying the knots is signing a big PRENUP... Golddiggers are in different various gender and many faces... 

52 year old actor Johnny Depp and actress Amber Heard, 30, are getting divorced after just 15 months of marriage. According to TMZ reports, Amber Heard filed divorce papers on Monday citing irreconcilable differences. The actress filed for  divorce 2 days after Depp's mum, Betty Sue died on Saturday.
Johnny who is worth $400 million and owns a private island in The Bahamas is said to not have signed a pre-nup with Heard. Hence she's entitled to half of what he owns. The couple got married on the beach of the Mortdecai star’s private island Little Hall’s Pond Cay in the Bahamas in February last year with only 24 guests in attendance.

Amber is reported to be seeking spousal support following the end of marriage. 

Johnny Depp was with his former partner Vanessa Paradis for 14 years and had 2 children together, daughter Lily Rose and son John 'Jack' Depp, but they never got married. He left her after 14 years and married Amber Heard last year.

source: lindaikejisblog

KING OF POP: Michael Jackson's secret ex releases Tell All Book


Shana Mangatal, a woman who claims to have been in a relationship with The King of Pop, Michael Jackson is releasing a tell-all book about her relationship with him. The book which is titled Michael and Me: The Untold Story of Michael Jackson’s Secret
Romance, says she first met the singer in 1988 and claims they shared “20 years of different encounters and intimate phone conversations”.
In the book she revealed that Michael Jackson “loved women” and wasn’t “asexual”. She said:
"The book covers all of that from me meeting him as a fan and him flirting with me at our very first meeting and from then on I was like, 'OK, there's more to Michael that meets the eye, because he just flirted with me.’"He's not asexual! He's not this man-child – he's normal!”

She claims their secret relationship ended after he got married. She continued:
"He was very respectful of his marriages and that's why it was sporadic, "We became really close during the 1993 scandal and he married Lisa Marie so that kind of cut things off a bit until the divorce."
Shana said she kept diaries during her relationship with the King of pop and now wants the public to know the other side of him that she saw and knew about MJ.
Why publish it if he wants it HUSH!!

source: lindaikejisblog